Goltese Falcon

Ricky Gervais at the Globes

2009-01-11T23:04:00.000-08:00

When Ricky Gervais was presenting one of the Golden Globe awards today, he made a remark to Kate Winslet ( audience ) : "I told you about WW-II movies and awards..." ( or something like that ).

This actually is a reference to a scene in his brilliant series Extras. Ricky is a struggling actor and real actors play a twisted, evil version of themselves. Kate appeared in one episode where she talks about how she agreed to play a part of nun in a Holocaust movie because she wanted to win awards.

Here is the youtube link.

She won two awards at the Globes - one for Best Supporting Actress in a movie set in WW-II era - Reader.

Boston Winters

2009-01-09T10:28:00.000-08:00

The difference between Boston winters and Ann Arbor winters is that, Boston winters are more sunny. There are a lot of sunny days in midst of winter storms. Sunny days are brigher in winter because of the reflection from the snow and it's a lot less depressing. Anyway, I am developing a liking for them. I dread shovelling, still.

But if I were to give only one advice to people moving to wintry lands, invest in quality attire. They make all the difference.

The Big Lebowski desi connection

2008-11-14T23:13:00.000-08:00

I just discovered that when the Nihilists threaten The Dude with the marmot, they use cricket bats to damage his property. Every viewing, there is some incremental fun element in that movie that I discover. Quite possibly the funniest movie ever.

*OOCHIE

2008-11-13T10:30:00.000-08:00

Gauri points me to the new animated remake of Kuch Kuch Hota Hai - called Koochie Koochie Hota Hai .. I pointed her to this . That is all.

Indian Cricket Post

2008-10-30T15:27:00.000-07:00

I really like the Indian thinktank's aussie-like psychological trash-talking. There were 2 separate interviews - one involving Zaheer Khan on Aussie's seemingly "defensive" tactics. Laxman, after his 200 today, was also puzzed about aussies being "very defensive". The subtext is, they are inviting Aussies to be aggressive.. just that India has a lead of around 600 runs.. the pitch is going to crack more and if Aussies employ an aggressive approach just to counter the Indian statements, it might be fatal. I like how Indians are taking on Aussies using their own game.
There was someone who said Dhoni is like Miandad... cheeky, loves pressure and unfazed by match conditions. I agree and Dhoni is much better.
Again, I really like the current generation of Indian players. Gambhir is a prime example - someone who is talented and aggressive and apparently he begins to concentrate more when sledged. I hoped guys like Tendulkar would reverse sledge the minions who attempt to, but each person is different. Gambhir is good at it.

Story of my Life.. Today

2008-10-16T13:08:00.000-07:00

K: r u workin or tp-ing
me: working
K: truth
me: both. yingyang kinda thing
K: well
me: just like light is both a wave and a particle

Laser Printer Moniker-ing

2008-03-28T09:44:00.000-07:00

Our lab has a laser printed which is savvily named "FlavorFlav". best name for a printer ever.

oh yea.. I've changed jobs, moved and am in Beantown.

Libraries and the Poo

2008-03-07T14:04:00.000-08:00

This is amazing. I thought I was alone! Libraries give me the loose stomach!

Bulleted Stuff

2008-02-02T15:08:00.000-08:00

* So Nair told me that Princeton gives some sort of fellowship to 51% of its undergrads. Also, since it's Princeton, the cost/year is 50,000 $. We both concluded that the other 49%( which includes Ambani's son) essentially fund the 51%

* Watched two good Hindi movies lately - Dus Kahaniyan and Manorama:6 feet under. Dus Kahaniyan is like an anthology of short stories. Some are lame, some are predictable and some are really good. The movie is perfect for ADD people. I have been hooked on to IFC shorts of late and Dus Kahaniyan is Bollywood's shorts.

Manorama - 6 Feet Under is a Coen Brothers-esque thriller set in a sleepy desert town. It breaks the conventional, cliched Bollywood formula in every way possible. Few elements of the movie remind one of "Fargo" -- the stories are set in towns where absolutely nothing happens.. they are set in winter ( however, I'll go out on a limb and say Fargo's winters are probably worse than Rajasthan winters ) and that somehow adds to the suspense.. the protagonists are normal people ( Abhay can't even conquer two goons -- are we really watching a Hindi movie? and in Fargo the protagonist is a pregnant woman.).. and the other seemingly normal people have dark histories... there are hauntingly long shots of wide open winterscapes / desert.
Apparently it is inspired from an English movie called "Chinatown" and boasts that it's the first noir-fiction Indian movie. Welcome to Bollywood, Navdeep Singh.

Qn : What would Mallus call a slow dark thriller in the backwaters?
Ans : Nair fiction.

* "Juno" is really good.

* Some Web gems:
-- Walkscore calculates the "walkability" of your neighborhood. My neighborhood's walkability is 94%!
-- Shipgooder is Kayak for packages to be shipped.
-- Indiemuse's mp3s category
-- Illustrated Coffee guide.

* One more thing... I got engaged to my part-time lover and a full-time friend.

Sarcasm.

2007-11-09T12:48:00.000-08:00

I think people are sarcastic of late.

Garden State

2007-11-05T01:03:00.000-08:00

Guy : I am fucking weird.
Girl : i am fucking weird too. Look, I wear helmets because I have epilepsy. I lie.
( acoustic guitar song )
Guy : My mom died. But I am emotionless.
Girl : My dog died. Let's have a funeral. OMG! I can't stop crying.
( acoustic guitar pipe in )
Guy : Let's do drugs and go to pointless places. I have weird friends.
Girl : That's cool. I'll come with you.
( acoustic guitar )
Guy, Girl : Look at that big hole in the middle of New Jersey.
( ac... )
Guy : I need to go. I am messed up. I need to go to LA.
Girl : We can do this. I need you.
Guy : I was wrong. I need you.
( Let go - Frou Frou plays )

Ingenious.

2007-10-29T20:06:00.001-07:00

The folks over at Fark and Peyton Manning, the Indianapolis QB suggested a pretty novel and ingenious way to watch Monday Night Football. I think you should also try it out and you'll instantly realize that the resulting effect is much better and you won't revert to your usual ways. I'll probably let you browse what it is so that the fruits of your labor will make the effect sweeter. I'll just give you a clue - it involves your remote and the mute button.

The Balding Process

2007-09-11T06:30:00.001-07:00

The Balding process.

* Y axis is the distance from the first strand of hair in your forehead to your eyebrows.

* At Point A, you start noticing that more hair in your bathtub after a shower. This is also the time you should really postpone your studies and start looking for girlfriends.

* "An" is a period where you really start taking seriously the balding process. Some signs are .. You ditch your regular Thai grandma barber to a swanky chic salon. You promote yourself to BioLage or Neutrogena from the Walmart ones.

* B is a point before which you really shoulda gotten married. Otherwise the quality of the chick would be commensurate with your huge forehead's awesomeness. And as you can see from the Dowry graph, you can't demand much dowry. Also, Wedding Photogs can't use flash in their cameras due to the reflectance of your forehead.

* The Dowry graph is pretty much the inverse of the balding graph, which is obvious. If you are old and bald, good luck yo.

* My theory doesn't hold true for the dowry given for a PhD Telugu guy ( Dg ) in which the dowry paid reaches the Upper Bound (Supremum). Note that this is constant irrespective of age and forehead status. And also note that it goes beyond the graph axes.

List of thangs

2007-06-06T18:51:00.000-07:00

1. In your engagement or wedding-eve reception, if there's a sad looking dude who sings and dances better than you, he is your fiance's ex. And your fiance is most likely gonna elope with him after the song.

2. Extremes of weather don't affect Indian women. The snow-capped Swiss alps are a perfect place for them to flaunt their resplendent sleeveless blouses and sarees.
Men are wusses though - they are often seen with jackets above sweaters and they try to cuddle the ladies whenever they get a chance to escape from the cold.

3. Khans are so hetero that they wear tight pink t-shirts just to bring their hetero level down so that you can feel better about yourself and your existence and why you are here in this world.

4. Just because you are from UK or Australia, your Punjabi song doesn't sound better. In fact, it sucks. The same reason it's out of my iPod.

5. Yuvan Shankar Raja should stop singing. I know that your name has a "Raja" but the similarity stops right there.

6. Lewis Hamilton has made me follow F1 eagerly again.

7. What's with gajillion Rajini's "Sivaji" forwards? I get one almost everyday from different people. Most are ridiculous like "Thalaivar looks younger than Shriya".. "Shriya is not a good pair for Thalaivar".
Have you seen Shriya?
It's the same old "masala" formula which is guaranteed to become a blockbuster due to the quintillion fanboys who have nothing better to do in life.

8. In other news, I am not a racist.

Take this test here.

Taxes...

2007-04-16T03:31:00.000-07:00

were such a bummer this year. I expected a last minute thrilling finish like last year but "e-filing" thingie totally took the fun away.

Of Paris Hilton and Tao

2007-03-14T15:27:00.000-07:00

Terence Tao says in a NYT article

“You start getting famous for being famous,” Dr. Tao said. “The Paris Hilton effect.”

While Paris Hilton sneaked in her under-aged boy-toy into Tao, the night club at Las Vegas and loses her Bentley in a Poker game.

If you multiply both their IQs you'll get mine.

18 hour Workday Liveblog

2007-02-15T04:18:00.000-08:00

So to beat insomnia, you really need to fight it. If you let it rule, you'd be counting infinite sheep during the nights. I figured I'll take the problem head-on. Therefore I am here.. at work.. at 3 AM in the morning...

The first thing I did was to have a really long bath. A strong coffee always helps.. and got a couple of cans of Coke to work. Coke contains caffeine and when you are sleepy, you feel thirsty ( atleast me), so coke handles both the problems well..

If you haven't heard James Morrison's "You give me something", you should listen to it. And Mat Kearney is Chris Martin of the USA. Why did I just change the topic? Cuz I have massive ADD.

Anyways, since I am gonna liveblog the progress of my workday.. stay tuned for updates and stuff like "Art of Sleeping with hands on keyboard and eyes on the monitor"

UPDATE 1: 4.30 AM
- C++ just flows in the mornings.
- Don't listen to Norah Jones during 18 hr workdays.

UPDATE 2 : 6.00 AM
- Normally the most popular songs of great artists aren't the best ones. That's what I am discovering with Coldplay. I totally like "Shiver" and "Fix You" - relatively less popular songs.
Great music is a great antidote for sleep.
- I got a lot of flax when I sang
"Bholi bhali ladki..
Khol teri khidki"

UPDATE 3 : 7.30 AM
- Nothing. Life goes on.

UPDATE 4 : 12.00 AM
- My C++ blitz worked and I have released an alpha version. Hail the 18hr! But I've reached a stage of extreme sleepiness that I can't keep my head straight up. Gonna head home and have some lunch. "O Saathi Re - Omkara" doesn't help things. Coke's caffeine is overrated. Vishal Bharadwaj is a genius.

On Notice

2007-01-31T17:43:00.001-08:00

Tennis Again

2007-01-25T01:43:00.000-08:00

Federer is killing Roddick. It's a visual treat. Roddick is clearly flustered and making a lot of mistakes. It's a man vs boy game. Complete annihilation.

In other news, Nadal blames a mysterious leg ailment for his loss. Bitch! "Be a man..." like Russell Peters would say.

Randomness

2007-01-24T02:13:00.000-08:00

* So the latest Harry Potter book is named "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows". Since there's the "D" word Harry Potter dies. Sorry folks.
Oh crap. Spoiler. If you don't wanna know please don't read the above sentence.

* I think most people are not Atheists / Agnostics because they are scared. The concept of God really helps people when they are in their doldrums. Something to cling on. The hope that God will reward them for their suffering offers a hope during bad times which propels them to work towards getting back up.
Hope (Prayer, Faith, Belief) <-> Work... A positive cycle.

* Hey Bros. Emily Blunt is your latest saali.

* If Federer represents everything right about Tennis, Rafael Nadal represents everything wrong. They are the perfect Yin-Yang pair. He's obnoxiously loud, petty, celebrates every point, wears capris, grunts like a pig etc. When I was really watching Tennis, there used to be this player Arantza Sanchez Vicario, incidentally from Spain. She's the perfect feminine version of Nadal and I used to hate her too.
If Nadal played Soccer, he'd be like Christiano Ronaldo - the world's best flopper.

- Pete Sampras is really a lucky bastard. Had he born few years later, I am sure he'd have played second fiddle to Federer just like how unlucky Roddick is. Roddick has developed a nice serve n volley game so if they meet, the game would be a classic.

* Thinking of writing a big treatise on why we lost Rose Bowl, which is just a sample of a bigger problem. Hopefully it sees the light of the day.

* There are a few things in life which are as fun as Karting. especially if you are racing against your friends/family. Being from Narain Kartikeyan's home town, I wish I had discovered this niche when I was a kid ;-).

* 300 is a movie I am gonna see First Day Whichever Show.

Interpreting Orkut profiles of Ladies For Male Dummies

2006-12-17T07:10:00.000-08:00

I've seen it all. I've done it all. Having dissected the chemistry, physics and biological aspects of relationships, I can claim to be an authority now. I landed up on an Orkut profile of an "interesting" member of the fairer and lovelier sex and apparently she was a member of the community "1988". I suddenly realized how much experience I've gained in life ( euphemism).
A 26 year old can't be wrong about these things. I like to classify things and put them into memes. So I present to you "Interpreting Orkut profiles of Ladies For Male Dummies"

Glossary:
"*" means interpretation
"-" means personal tip
IMOFS - Interesting Member Of Fairer Sex
Despos - Clueless uncool guys
RLE.g - Real Life Example
BO - Body Odour

* Let's be realistic folks. There are too many despos walking on this planet. They are the weaker links which won't contribute to the furthering of their species in Darwinistic evolution sense, if I may. Just because an IMOFS puts a huge "I DONT NEED NO FRIENDS. DONT ADD ME IF YOU DONT KNOW ME", it's wrong to conclude that she is stuck-up. She's just being plainly and violently attacked by despos from all directions.
- Your task is then to be as non-despo as possible and it's important to see things from the POV of despos so that you know that if you act totally opposite you may have a chance. Think outside the box. Lame self-deprecating humor actually helps.
RLE.g - An IMOFS had an interesting name. So our guy asks her "What's the meaning of your name?" - IMO a good icebreaker.

* IMOFS with Shriya, Illeana, Aishwarya Rai profile pictures are mostly MOFS. Or completely paranoid that despos might wreak freakin' havoc in their lives with the pics. Or controlled by despotic dads who dictate dictum in their lifes. ( alliteration! )
* Userpics of IMOFSes from weird angles basically means that they are cute only from that angle. ( Unfortunately, it applies to me also)
- If you even want an iota of attention from interesting guys, please put atleast a display pic. And since I stand for ethics, it's completely unethical to put copyrighted photographic pictures ( almost all of the actresses pics are! )
- Also don't put picture of yourself and 16 members of your posse with a caption "WE ROCK". Time is premium for guys and it's frustrating for them if they can't figure out who you are in that picture. [ Corollary: If you are a guy and see a picture like the one described above, then the least IMOFS in that picture is the owner of the profile ]

* Long list of brandnames in passions, communities denotes stuck-upness and snobbiness. Brand-consciousness generally implies condescension. It's some psychology which suddenly dawns upon you in your 26th birthday, if you are born on the 24th of Nov, otherwise it doesn't!
It's loosely connected to "snob-art" and I see some correlation.
- It's wise to be grounded, O member of IMOFS!
European languages in "About Me" is another example. Basically that's their way of telling "I've visited/lived in Europe loser. Have you? Now f-off" indirectly.

* Scrap flushers either have things to hide or are completely paranoid. They take Orkut too seriously. As a general rule, if the number of fans is greater than the number of scraps, you just witnessed a scrap flusher!

* As a general rule, most of the things an IMOFS writes in "Personal" section are true which is not the same for guys. Take that seriously. If you have BO, you are doomed, since our research asserts that BO is hated by most of IMOFSes.
- Frequent baths and good Deos minimize BO. If you are living in Chennai, God save you.

They also tend to like long walks in beaches which is straight out of a Hindi movie - so they like Hindi movies in general.
- Never ever say anything bad about one Shah Rukh Khan to an IMOFS, since everyone likes him. And never try to be like SRK, since you'll be termed as a wannabe.
You'll just have to live with it.

* "Everybody hates Committed" - It's the most hated word ever. You are always left wondering which level of Committed an IMOFS is [ranging from "just-fooling-around" to "engaged" ] or it might just be a ploy to evade despos.
- "Committed" is the most hated word like eva, O IMOFS. It's repulsive. It's going to be redacted from my vocabulary. If "committed" were a person, I'd drive him/her to the top of Mt.San Gabriel and push him/her. If "committed" were a bug in my pot, I'd flush it. You now faintly know the level of hatred I have for "committed"
-Never put "committed" in your profile to discourage despos. Remember that you also discourage cool guys. It's like dressing up as a man so as to not get raped in Delhi .OK.. bad example! But you should be getting the point by now.

* F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Even if you can't stand that show like me, develop an interest. Ask intelligent questions like "So who's Phoebe's twin sister?". Exclaim when Chandler acts cool. Laugh when Joey says "How we doin?". Pretend not to notice Rachel's pokies. Listen when Phoebe starts singing an "OMG-I have a guitar and It's a Joke" song. I forgot about the other two which means I have to watch Friends re-run to be up to speed.

* Always add 2 levels for the category "Build" in "Personal" section. If they state "average" it means they are fat. If they state "Few extra pounds" it means they're really fat and stuff.
If they answer "attractive" for "Looks" section, watch out. They have an apparent elevated self-worth or they are surrounded by slappies.

( Will be updated )
( Standard disclaimer is not to take this seriously )

Roses are blue

2006-12-06T12:00:00.000-08:00

Gators went instead
USC we're comin' for you
Boils our blood
Roses are blue

Vivaah is the crap

2006-11-18T06:44:00.000-08:00

There is a new Hindi movie out -- "Vivaah" which means crap in Urdu. The band of Barjatya brothas again try to nauseate you with sugar until you start crying and eventually start puking. When Minnesota lost to Penn State last year and had negative rushing yards, coach Glen Mason of Minn said this "We live by the run.. and die by it". Why I am bringing up a random football analogy is due to the insignificant Mich-OSU game today ( THIS IS NOT THE REASON WHY I AM AWAKE AT 7 IN THE MORNING). Now that we've got this cleared..

Similarly Vivaah tries to woo the audience with its opulent music just like its prequel "Hum Aapke Hain Kyun"( which translates to "shitload of crap" in Urdu). And it comes up short by a lightyear.

HAHK was a music album with intermittent dialogues. This is the first ever instance of recursion in Hindi music in which every song had an interlude which was a mix of all the other songs in the movie. For example, "Mayanu Mayan" had a "Didi tera dewar deewana" interlude and vice versa. You feel at home.. every song. The music was composed by the legendary Kalyanji Anandji even though it was by a single person Kalyan. The problem is most of the Bollywood music directors are schizos and give credit to their schizo avatars. ( Shravan's killer psycho terrorist schizo was Nadeem. Laxmikant's loving schizo was called Pyarelal. Bappi Lahiri never had a schizo because he amounted to two people)

So since Vivaah = HAHK - Music + SPB not singing in Hindi, you'd expect it be a flop. But it might actually be a hit because the director knows about the freaking people who'll make it a hit .. more than me. Otherwise, why would I be writing a post about Vivaah, while he's spending quality time with the latest item number.

The story is about the kids of Salman and Johny Lever in HAHK and how the kids end up doing a Luke-Leia. The Luke part is played by Shahid Kapur, who still evokes "oohs" and "aahs" from his female fans. He's a living proof that steroids-intake doesn't affect the face which explains the disconnect between his face and his muskles. But sonny, doesn't Karriena notice the apparent shrinkage of your balls due to steroids? Soon you'd be called "Pimple-balled-brownie" and eventually "Ek-ball". The Leia part is not played by Karrieeaana but I want to write about her. Shahid and Karrrrina's smooch was the most unromantic, unsexy MMS video I have ever seen. It's like watching Shahid snogging a horse which is drugged and is sticking out its tongue. It 'eeked' me out. Add Preity Zinta to the list of totally-unsexy celebrities.

The Leia part is played by Amrita Rao. The whole story is about a guy from a city getting arranged marriage to a girl from the village and how he becomes a traveller and she becomes a air-hostess. This movie elicited so much joy, so much happiness in people's life that they started a bloodbath riot after the movie just to average their emotions out and make their lives more interesting.

Verdict:
It's a definite Yes movie, if you are the one who has been having a "Odishon"-like torture throughout your life. This movie will balance that out, and you'll emerge as a peaceloving, funloving, high-thinking dude like me.

Separated at Birth

2006-10-19T21:36:00.000-07:00

Doppelgangers/ Look-alike. Whteva.

Asanka Gurusinha and Captain Haddock

Mohammed Yousuf Youhana Whatever and Ravi Teja - It's freaky folks

Wrestler Chyna and Cricketer Mark Boucher

Salman Khan and a random Dog

Memoirs of Faarook "Ping" Khan

2006-10-16T19:03:00.000-07:00

The tears of the teenage fangirls of Faarook drain in Bay of Bengal. His movie "Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Cum" was the prime factor behind the Tsunami, according to the Indian Intelligence agency RAW.

FDR would have said "The two things we have to fear are fear itself and Faarook" if he were alive today

When Sabu gets mad, a volcano explodes in Jupiter. When Faarook gets mad, Jupiter explodes.

Faarook is mightier than the pen which is mightier than the sword

Indian Feminists Association changed the pledge to "All Indians are my brothers and sisters except Faarook 'Ping' Khan".

Faarook has never stammered in his life and he won't. The only word he has stammered to.. like ever.. is "Kiran"

Farook's acting is responsible for etymological root "ham-". He is directly credited for words like "ham" "hamburger" "hamster" "Mario Manning-ham"

The sun blushes when Faarook and Karan make love. This led to the term "Make (out with a) gay when the sun shines" which was later changed to "Make-hay when the sun shines" to get a G rating.

Infinity < | Faarook |

Faarook impregnates with his eyes. That's why he's seen with goggles.

Faarook was born when God pressed the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Current favorite quotes:

2006-08-30T18:04:00.000-07:00

* "Udita will be there!" - Himesh Reshammiya

* "Dude. How about wife-swapping?" - Name withheld

* "My beads complete me. " - Anu Malik

* "I'm like soooo like not gay" - Karan Johar

* "Neither me!" - Shahrukh Khan

* "Punjabi kadhi sucks!!" - Me

* "75% of the world is covered by Water. Rest is covered by Fred Smoot" - Fred Smoot, Vikings cornerback

* "I'm like the pythagerous theorem. Noone can solve me." - Shaquille O'Neal

* "I'm curious to figure out what's the deal with modalities" - Shankar Kalyanaraman

* "Dude. Musicindiaonline will work if you disable the Mute button " - Me to Abhishek Tiwari

Orkut "Fraanship" stereotypes

2006-08-16T15:24:00.000-07:00

estop if you are a Preity gal or Preity Zinta. hehe. I wanna make fraansip wid u. im one/all of following.

The Make-fraanship guy:
hi. have saw ur profile.. was nice.. luv to mak fraanship wid u.. plz scrap bk..

The Economical guy:
hi

The Economical guy with a message:
Hi. Scrp bk

The Community Commonality Dude:
hey. saw u in DK Pattamal group. Amazing singer na. How long have u been hearing? hi.

LOL Launda:
u fell on earth frm heaven. so hope u werent hurt. LOL. hehe. scrap back or i'll write again. jus kiddn yar. won't do tht. lol. ( capital LOL is bigger laughter)

The Hindi Film hero( Shahrukh Khan's photo with the name Rahul):
Hi! People say tat SRK looks like me. I have a six-pack and a rock-solid back. 50 pounds muscle. Steroids baby.

The six-degrees of fraans guy:
Hey. I saw you in my fraan Arun's friend Amey's friend Venkat's friend list. Just thot of saying hi.

The Adder:
Hi. hav addd u as fraan. accept

The Community Commonality Adder Moderator ( only moderators):
Saw that you joined "Vetti Boys" community. I am the moderator. Wht prompted to join? lemme know. BTW, adding you.

The Poet:
"I am a mystery.. Don't u want to solve me ;) ..
You are a melting snow.. I am your windchill..
You are a cellphone.. I am your tower..
You are the hungry customer.. I am your spicy thai panang curry.."

Hindi Poet:
Milenge Hum Tum
Kabhi Kushi Kabhu Gham
Mere dil ke pass rehna
Kabhi alvida na kehna

Duur jaana manaa
Mere dil mein ek fanaa
I-run ke liye khao saag
Mere Dil mein aag

Tamil Poet:
"Kaalaiyil bedhi
Illai ulagil saadhi; kattinen
Un ullathuku oru veethi
Nee en paathi"

Mallu Poet:
"Undilla undilla kaalai lendhu undilla
Kandilla kandilla nenda bole kandilla"
O enthaanu!

"how r u" for-to Looper:
"hi .. how r u" - every day at 11 PM

"Cutie" Guy:
I like your profile and your cute testis. Like to be your friend
( This is a real scrap..my friends)

15th

2006-08-14T17:09:00.000-07:00

Yea.. whatever! This is my 15th blog.