Goltese Falcon

* "Udita will be there!" - Himesh Reshammiya

* "Dude. How about wife-swapping?" - Name withheld

* "My beads complete me. " - Anu Malik

* "I'm like soooo like not gay" - Karan Johar

* "Neither me!" - Shahrukh Khan

* "Punjabi kadhi sucks!!" - Me

* "75% of the world is covered by Water. Rest is covered by Fred Smoot" - Fred Smoot, Vikings cornerback

* "I'm like the pythagerous theorem. Noone can solve me." - Shaquille O'Neal

* "I'm curious to figure out what's the deal with modalities" - Shankar Kalyanaraman

* "Dude. Musicindiaonline will work if you disable the Mute button " - Me to Abhishek Tiwari

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estop if you are a Preity gal or Preity Zinta. hehe. I wanna make fraansip wid u. im one/all of following.

The Make-fraanship guy:
hi. have saw ur profile.. was nice.. luv to mak fraanship wid u.. plz scrap bk..

The Economical guy:
hi

The Economical guy with a message:
Hi. Scrp bk

The Community Commonality Dude:
hey. saw u in DK Pattamal group. Amazing singer na. How long have u been hearing? hi.

LOL Launda:
u fell on earth frm heaven. so hope u werent hurt. LOL. hehe. scrap back or i'll write again. jus kiddn yar. won't do tht. lol. ( capital LOL is bigger laughter)

The Hindi Film hero( Shahrukh Khan's photo with the name Rahul):
Hi! People say tat SRK looks like me. I have a six-pack and a rock-solid back. 50 pounds muscle. Steroids baby.

The six-degrees of fraans guy:
Hey. I saw you in my fraan Arun's friend Amey's friend Venkat's friend list. Just thot of saying hi.

The Adder:
Hi. hav addd u as fraan. accept

The Community Commonality Adder Moderator ( only moderators):
Saw that you joined "Vetti Boys" community. I am the moderator. Wht prompted to join? lemme know. BTW, adding you.

The Poet:
"I am a mystery.. Don't u want to solve me ;) ..
You are a melting snow.. I am your windchill..
You are a cellphone.. I am your tower..
You are the hungry customer.. I am your spicy thai panang curry.."

Hindi Poet:
Milenge Hum Tum
Kabhi Kushi Kabhu Gham
Mere dil ke pass rehna
Kabhi alvida na kehna

Duur jaana manaa
Mere dil mein ek fanaa
I-run ke liye khao saag
Mere Dil mein aag

Tamil Poet:
"Kaalaiyil bedhi
Illai ulagil saadhi; kattinen
Un ullathuku oru veethi
Nee en paathi"

Mallu Poet:
"Undilla undilla kaalai lendhu undilla
Kandilla kandilla nenda bole kandilla"
O enthaanu!

"how r u" for-to Looper:
"hi .. how r u" - every day at 11 PM

"Cutie" Guy:
I like your profile and your cute testis. Like to be your friend
( This is a real scrap..my friends)

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Yea.. whatever! This is my 15th blog.