Goltese Falcon

Doppelgangers/ Look-alike. Whteva.

Asanka Gurusinha and Captain Haddock











Mohammed Yousuf Youhana Whatever and Ravi Teja - It's freaky folks




Wrestler Chyna and Cricketer Mark Boucher



Salman Khan and a random Dog

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The tears of the teenage fangirls of Faarook drain in Bay of Bengal. His movie "Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Cum" was the prime factor behind the Tsunami, according to the Indian Intelligence agency RAW.

FDR would have said "The two things we have to fear are fear itself and Faarook" if he were alive today

When Sabu gets mad, a volcano explodes in Jupiter. When Faarook gets mad, Jupiter explodes.

Faarook is mightier than the pen which is mightier than the sword

Indian Feminists Association changed the pledge to "All Indians are my brothers and sisters except Faarook 'Ping' Khan".

Faarook has never stammered in his life and he won't. The only word he has stammered to.. like ever.. is "Kiran"

Farook's acting is responsible for etymological root "ham-". He is directly credited for words like "ham" "hamburger" "hamster" "Mario Manning-ham"

The sun blushes when Faarook and Karan make love. This led to the term "Make (out with a) gay when the sun shines" which was later changed to "Make-hay when the sun shines" to get a G rating.

Infinity < | Faarook |

Faarook impregnates with his eyes. That's why he's seen with goggles.

Faarook was born when God pressed the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

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