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Wednesday, June 06, 2007
1. In your engagement or wedding-eve reception, if there's a sad looking dude who sings and dances better than you, he is your fiance's ex. And your fiance is most likely gonna elope with him after the song.
2. Extremes of weather don't affect Indian women. The snow-capped Swiss alps are a perfect place for them to flaunt their resplendent sleeveless blouses and sarees.
Men are wusses though - they are often seen with jackets above sweaters and they try to cuddle the ladies whenever they get a chance to escape from the cold.
3. Khans are so hetero that they wear tight pink t-shirts just to bring their hetero level down so that you can feel better about yourself and your existence and why you are here in this world.
4. Just because you are from UK or Australia, your Punjabi song doesn't sound better. In fact, it sucks. The same reason it's out of my iPod.
5. Yuvan Shankar Raja should stop singing. I know that your name has a "Raja" but the similarity stops right there.
6. Lewis Hamilton has made me follow F1 eagerly again.
7. What's with gajillion Rajini's "Sivaji" forwards? I get one almost everyday from different people. Most are ridiculous like "Thalaivar looks younger than Shriya".. "Shriya is not a good pair for Thalaivar".
Have you seen Shriya?
It's the same old "masala" formula which is guaranteed to become a blockbuster due to the quintillion fanboys who have nothing better to do in life.
8. In other news, I am not a racist.
Take this test here.