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Tuesday, September 11, 2007
The Balding process.* Y axis is the distance from the first strand of hair in your forehead to your eyebrows.
* At Point A, you start noticing that more hair in your bathtub after a shower. This is also the time you should really postpone your studies and start looking for girlfriends.
* "An" is a period where you really start taking seriously the balding process. Some signs are .. You ditch your regular Thai grandma barber to a swanky chic salon. You promote yourself to BioLage or Neutrogena from the Walmart ones.
* B is a point before which you really shoulda gotten married. Otherwise the quality of the chick would be commensurate with your huge forehead's awesomeness. And as you can see from the Dowry graph, you can't demand much dowry. Also, Wedding Photogs can't use flash in their cameras due to the reflectance of your forehead.
* The Dowry graph is pretty much the inverse of the balding graph, which is obvious. If you are old and bald, good luck yo.
* My theory doesn't hold true for the dowry given for a PhD Telugu guy ( Dg ) in which the dowry paid reaches the Upper Bound (Supremum). Note that this is constant irrespective of age and forehead status. And also note that it goes beyond the graph axes.